What is the definition of Personnel Weapon?

A 'personnel weapon' is like a superhero, but instead of a cape and cape-stopping cape, it's a highly-trained, usually understated employee who uses their skills, authority, or even sarcasm to intimidate or control others. Think of it as the underdog superhero who's secretly running a power grid.

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Here's an edgy example sentence: "The IT department's new 'personnel weapon' was a keyboard filled with all the company's worst jokes, because who needs face time when you can hum 'I'm just a humble employee'?"